I didn't get post-apocalyptic fic for jukebox this year! I got dystopian fic instead. That's very different.

Anyway, those of you who like cheerfully monstrous protagonists versus monstrous faceless government entities should definitely read my gift, based on Leonard Cohen's "The Future:"

And Now The Wheels Of Heaven Stop

Those of you who prefer things where everything and everyone isn't terrible probably shouldn't read it, but you're missing out, because it's really good.